Sep 23, 2021
For years I’ve been extolling the health benefits of masturbation. But did you know buzzing one off on the daily could lead to a lucrative career?
That’s right. You can be a sex toy reviewer!!!
Now, before you think just about anyone can become the Pauline Kael of strap-ons, you have to realize that this job takes dedication, a relatively fearless snatch and genuine writing talent. In fact, there’s one person who’s basically cornered the market to the point where she is quite rightfully, America’s #1 Sex Toy Reviewer — Hey Epiphora!
Having been featured in featured in Playboy, Slate, Women’s Health, VICE, and many other major outlets, Epiphora’s relentlessly honest sex toy reviews have earned her the reputation as one of the most trusted and smart voices in the world of dirty stuff.
Having been in this game for over a decade and personally tested and reviewed just about every ridiculous pleasure product invented since 2008, Epiphora is now the proud owner of more than 800 sex toys and counting. In fact, here are some amazing photos of her vast and impressive collection.
I don’t know about you, but I’ll never look at those over the door shoe storage things at Bed Bath and Beyond the same way again.
On this episode, Epiphora shares her humble beginnings as a college girl with a dream, to how her very discerning vagina (and writing talent) have helped her become America’s “trusted source for relentlessly honest sex toy reviews and snarky musings.”
She shares her opinions on…
All time favorite sex toys to Sex toys that could (quite possibly) kill you and just about everything in between.
It also turns out, we share quite a few opinions on long distance toys, remote controlled sex toys, one very popular “couples” sex toy we both did not enjoy at all, and the greatest, completely accidental pleasure product of all time, that just so happens to have a very well-known, conservative manufacturer that had its name removed from the product so as not to be associated with any kind of fun dirty stuff.
Her buzz-worthy review is here.
To find out more about Epiphora’s amazing work, you can follow her at:
Twitter: @Epiphora https://twitter.com/Epiphora
Instagram: @HeyEpiphora https://www.instagram.com/heyepiphora/
Facebook: @HeyEpiphora https://www.facebook.com/HeyEpiphora/
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