May 21, 2020
Well, if there’s one thing we’ve learned in the past few months it’s that pandemics are great for sex toy sales. Sure, movie theaters, malls and hair salons are shuttered, but sex toy sales are buzzing! I have friends who have actually worn out vibrators as they’re shelter in place.
But, what if you don’t have $120 for a new vibrator? Or you don’t feel comfortable ordering sex toys online? Worry not! We are people of the land! We are on the solutions team! I am about to teach you how you can DIY your own sex toys, dammit!
On this episode, I reveal how many things already lying around your house, are perfect fodder for homemade pleasure. Whether it’s a popular cooking oil, a much-maligned hair accessory or a favorite item from the produce department — you can absolutely create your own pleasure.
Pioneer Woman some sexy shit! That’s what I say. With a few simple hacks, the following items can deliver a lot of pleasure. Plus, you get even more pleasure of knowing that you did it all by yourself.
Look around your home for the following items:
- AN ARTIFICIAL PEARL NECKLACE
- A WOODEN SPOON
- SHOWER HEAD/TUB FILLER
- A YOGA BALL
- COCONUT OIL
- CANDLES
- SCARVES/NECKTIES
- A SCRUNCHIE
- CHEAP SHOWER CURTAIN/TABLECLOTH/TARP
- A CUCUMBER
Trust me when I tell you, when you can DIY your own pleasure, it's a whole new level of satisfaction.
Speaking of, here are all sorts of sexy positions you can try with your yoga ball. It’s like a core workout but with boning!
Win/win!!!
See ya next time…